Look Who's Tagged c:

<sub>Tagged by this cute lil nerd <3

RULES:
- Pick 7 of your OCs in any order.
- DON'T LOOK AT QUESTIONS BEFOREHAND.
- Please link back to the blank.
- Enjoy. ;D</sub>

<sub>PICK YOUR VICTIMS!
1. Dias Carmen SHSL Artista [Cori Blade SHSL Knife Thrower *inner monologue for her split personality*]
2. DJ Klutz SHSL DJ 
3. Kae SHSL TV Idol
4. Robyn Jackson SHSL Nurse (left to right)
5. Ben Marlboro SHSL Surfer orig00.deviantart.net/7fcf/f/2…
6. Joanna Jackson SHSL Body Artist/ Despair
7. Atama Saitou SHSL Archer orig03.deviantart.net/79da/f/2…

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_{1. [1-7] State your names, aliases, et cetera and would you like a donut or milkshake?}

_{Dias: I-I'm Dias Carmen [and I'm Cori Blade, but sssh], a-and um, n-no I uh...I can't look at milkshakes the same way a-anymore after E-Elsa..
DJ Klutz: Wassup, I'm DJ Klutz, or Foxy to the babes~ And I'll be takin that donut, kay thanks-
Kae: *gently slaps said donut out of Klutz's hand* You don't need the sugar, nerd. *starightening herself out* No thank you from me, my name's Kae! You've probably hear my music or seen me acting on TV!
Robyn: name's Robyn, I'm a nurse, I heal people, I fuck shit up, now hand over the fuckin snacks
Ben: Uwe....Oh, um, my turn? I'm Ben Marlboro, and I surf! I wouldn't mind a kiwi milkshake actually...
Joanna: fuck off
Atama: Ataaaaamaaaaaa is my naaaame~! *sits up and wiggles* I do the archery thing! Hold up that donut for a sec! *whips out her bow and aims, teetering on her chair while the interviewer regrets everything*}

_{2. 3 and 7 decide to bungee jump, but 3's cord snaps. What does 7 do?}

_{Atama: Pffff RIp you piece of singing garbage
Kae: Atama pleASE}

<sub>3. 4 decides to cook dinner. What do they make?

Robyn: Spaghetti-O's and y'all will fuckin EAT or starve, I ain't cookin shit else for ya</sub>

_{4. 2 and 6 are at an arcade playing DDR. Who wins?}

_{Klutz: me of course-
Joanna: *mumbling menacing things beneath her breath as she glares him down*
Kluta: ...... HER of course.}

<sub>5. 1 feels bored, so they go to a bar and get drunk, when all of a sudden a liopleurodon shows up. What kind of chaos ensues?

Dias: I...I don't d-drink....I-I've n-mever even h-heard of a liopleurodon in the f-first place- [PUNCH IT]</sub>

_{6. 5 decides to get a perm. Where do they go to show off their amazing, gigantic afro?}

Ben: I.....I always have this hair....*they gently regret everything*

_{7. 1 does make-up on 7 while they sleep. 7's reaction when they wake up and look in a mirror:}

_{Atama: ......HOLY COW
Dias: I-I'M SO SORRY, Y-YOU JUST L-LOOKED SO CUTE I C-COULDN'T HELP MYSEL-
Atama: I LOOK LIKE THE MOANIN' LISA
Dias: It, um, i-it's the M-Mona L-lisa-
Atama: SO COOOOL!!!}

_{8. 4 is hit by cupid's stupid arrows of lurve (temporarily, of course), and falls for 3.  What happens?}

_{[Cupid!Atama cackling in the distance]
Robyn: Wanna fuck?
Kae: I beg yOUR PARDON I AM ENGAGED
Robyn: So was I until your fox-footed fuckwit of an ex boyfriend shot mine
Kae: He's not MY problem!!
Robyn: *raises eyebrow in a  manner of "you baby that boy to fuck don't bullshit me sister"*
Kae: ........ Pick me up at eight, I like churros.}

_{9. 2 and 6 are stuck in a haunted house, with spirits trying to snatch their bodies. What do they do to get out - or do they get out at all? Dun dun duunnnn...}

<sub>Klutz: *KLUTZSCREAM.WAV*
Joanna: *stands there*

Spirits: nOPE. B  Y  E. SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA JUST ASK YOURSELF "WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?!" [Gestures to Klutz screaming like a bitch and Joanna...just Joanna...] NOT. FUCKIN. THIS!</sub>

_{10. 7 is a victim of a crime, and the accused is 4. What is the crime and what is the verdict?}

_{Atama: *whining* SHE'S BABYING ME, MAKE HER STOOOOOP!!
Judge: How do you plead?
Robyn: Guilty as fuck your honour
Judge: 10 years in gay baby jail
Robyn: Oh nooo...what shall I do....surrounded by cute gay people.....noooo...curse you Obama....[can you feel the sark tonight?]}

<sub>11. 5 and 1 enter into a talent show. Do they enter together or separately? And what is their talent?

Dias: I...I'd v-very much l-like to um...p-paint your p-portrait....wh-while you surf...
Ben: I....um....sure I guess?....
Both: *THEYAREBURNING.PNG*</sub>

_{12. 2's favorite song. If they don't have a favorite song, what genre do they typically listen to?}

Klutz: *looks at interviewer*
Klutz: *points to massive fox head*
Klutz: *gently reminds the interviewer he is a DJ*
Klutz: *subtly rubs Ylvis CDS, posters and a fox plus on the interviewer's face*
Interviewer: "Sorry, I got nothin'"
Klutz: Are you fucking with me right now

_{13. 6 and 3 fight zombie pirate ninjas with Will Smith. What happens? Is it awesome? Or is it awesome?}

_{They'd both sort of just silently agree to check out Will Smith's ass tbh}

_{14. 7 and 5 go adventuring and discover some valuable once-lost treasure. How do they split it? Or if they don't decide to share - who gets it and how do they get it?}

_{Ben: We split it 50/50-
Atama: 60/40
Ben: .....S...60/40...
Atama: And we're totally keeping the loot-
Ben: She means we're donating it to science, rIGHT?
Atama: ....... *looks so offended*
Atama: *slaps*
Ben: **cries**}

_{15. 1 grows to the size of a skyscraper. 4 shrinks to the size of a marble. What do each of them do with their new size?}

_{Dias: *LOUD CRYING AND CONFUSED SCREAMING*
robyn: arE YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN ME?! I WAS ONLY 4'10" TO START WITH THIS IS FUCKIN BULLSHIT-}

_{16. 2 now rules the world (whatever world they are from). What do they do with their newfound power?}

We're all fucked

Klutz: *LOUD MEMELORD CACKLING AS HE DIVES INTO A POOL FULL OF CROCS*

_{17. 3, 4, and 6 catch 7 running around naked in the rain. Reactions?}

_{Kae: aTAMA NO, THATS NOT DECENT!!!
Robyn: JOANNA NO, WHAT DID I TELL YA 'BOUT SHOOTIN' UP THIS EARLY?!?!
Kae:.....
Atama:..... dude we're summoning the dark lord not drugged
Kae: Okay gooDNOT GOOD WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE LIKE 12 THAT IS NOT OKAY WHY THIS
Robyn: D'ya need a lie down-
Kae: YOU'RE ALL INSANE, I'M DONE}

_{18. 2, 1, and 5 face a zombie apocolypse. They have little resources left and need to get to a safehouse far away. Who survives all the way to the safe house and how?}

_{Klutz: *screams and runs ahead but headshots all ombies in his path considering he is legit trained with a gun*
Dias: *crying and weeping because she's scared but eventually she'll get through*
Ben: *picks up Dias and follows the screaming nerd to safety whilst screaming in terror himself*}

_{19. 6 and 1 are zapped by the gender-bender. LOL. Making memes is fun.}

<sub>Both: *look at themselves, look at each other, shrug*
Dias: *blushes, realising she now has a peen* ugh....it f-feels weird....
Joanna: *shrugs and puts hand in pants* ew it feels weird.

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I tag

everyone, idk, i'm too warm and sick, bleh</sub>